I am sorry to hear of the troubles. Although you could try calling in sick. :)

JEFF
I did not know that was your profession. After my husband died and while trying to go to college, I worked at Oakwood Country Club with the sous chef. I cannot tell you the number of holidays, parties, events, etc,,,for 5 yeatrs I missed them all.I always worked all the golf tourneys, so Indeed I do feel for you.
(throwing nerf man across the room)
Hope to see you at another one!
CIN

OHHHHH no, I am so sorry!!!!! Sometimes things just SUCK, but you and I my friend do already know this! We shall double our fun at Great Plains, just NO calling my hubs this time! :-) You darn goobers!

For thy feelings my tongue can’th not express my conceits even in the Bard’s words as they be so not allowed among’st fair folk.

Rest ye be, howbeit, the knaves shalt be so bevexed and suffer the torments of rain and wind across the verdant grass for their infamy.

Their clubs shalt prick trees and the balls do dwell in ponds deep, methinks. And it be just.

Im sorry luv